We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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