With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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