yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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