Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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