My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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