your thong is hanging out like whoa
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just want to make out with him forever
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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