you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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