they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it glows. i had to have it.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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