let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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