yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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