scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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