everyone is single if you try hard enough
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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