I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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