Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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