why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it was like eating out sand paper
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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