I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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