What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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