I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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