That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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