You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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