do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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