So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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