i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
im calling her cock vulture from now on
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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