I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
