my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So much rum. So many feels.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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