her vagine was all disorganized.
Small penises have feelings too.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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