Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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