the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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