i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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