We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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