we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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