He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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