Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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