There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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