Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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