You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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