my mouth tastes like poor choices
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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