just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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