5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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