Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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