What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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