so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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