I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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