I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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