I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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