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You surviving the open bar?
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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