I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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