how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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