I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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