Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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