Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
do nipples grow back?
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