Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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