I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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