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Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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