I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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