thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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