let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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