can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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