Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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