Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
where does the pee come out of this thing
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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